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Best Joe Biden Quotes

Our illustrious leader Joe Biden is known for his superb eloquence and magniloquence— so we have collected his ten greatest aphorisms for your amusement.

Austin BarthelbyAustin Barthel
4:47 am, Tuesday, September 27th, 2022
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Best Joe Biden Quotes

President Joe Biden poses for his official portrait Wednesday, March 3, 2021, in the Library of the White House. (Official White House Photo by Adam Schultz)

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The extraordinarily competent President of the United States, Joe Biden, has made some interesting remarks in office, but the most unforgettable remarks are made when he doesn’t know what he is saying. Here are 10 quotes from our very own POTUS who reminds us of his serenity. 

#10. “You know, there’s a uh, during World War II, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing uh, that uh, you know, was totally different than a, than the, the, it’s called, he called it the, you know, the World War II, he had the war – the War Production Board.”

On a live interview on CNN, Joe Biden was describing his plan to combat the coronavirus pandemic. Here, he was suggesting similar policies to those of President Roosevelt, which you can clearly see in his eloquent and sophisticated answer.

#9. “We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women are created by the — Go — you know — you know the thing.“​

Even though Joe Biden was a senator for 36 years and a vice president for 8, he still doesn’t know the Declaration of Independence. During a speech in Texas, Biden was quoting what he remembered of the Declaration.

#8. “You’re Full of Sh**”

While touring a Detroit auto plant, Biden managed to lose his composure and swear at a factory worker. This came to be due to a heated discussion on gun policy. I at first couldn’t believe that  a man of his status said this while being recorded, 

#7. “I’ve adopted the attitude of the great Negro at the time pitcher in the Negro League”

Yeah… that just doesn’t sound right. President Biden was making a Veterans Day address at Arlington National Cemetery and he was talking about the late Satchel Paige. If you (like me) don’t know who Satchel Paige is, he was a famous African American baseball player that broke down racial boundaries with his amazing pitching skills. 

#6. “When President Harris and I took a virtual tour of a vaccination center in Arizona not long ago,”

Our president had a slip and forgot who the president was. For context, President Harris and Vice President Biden were celebrating the administration nearing 100 million COVID-19 vaccine doses. 

#5. “That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer”

Standing in front of piles of trash, President Biden publicly announced he has cancer. The White House had to clarify and in fact he does not have cancer. Joe Biden did have non-melanoma skin cancers removed before he was in office.

#4. “Keep alive the truth and honor of the Holocaust”

In his first Middle-East visit, President Biden misspoke and reminded us the good fortune and beauty the holocaust brought. He does correct himself after this by saying “horror”, but it was a bit late to salvage his remark by that point.

#3. “I may be Irish but I’m not stupid”

On St. Patrick’s Day, our president held a speech in the White House and made this joke. He goes on to clairify that he isn’t stupid since he married Domenico Giacoppo’s grandaughter, Jill Biden.

#2. “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”

One of the most memorable quotes of Joe Biden on the campaign trail. While in an interview on “The Breakfast Club” radio show with Charlamagne tha God, he would tell the host that he “ain’t black” if he votes for Trump. Somehow Joe Biden still became the most voted president of all time.

#1.  “Lets go Brandon I agree”

The President Joe Biden and the first lady Jill Biden would be on NORAD’s Santa tracker hotline talking to a father who would say “Merry Christmas and let’s go Brandon.” The president would repeat the conservative and anti-biden phrase gleefully and with a smile as if he has never heard it. Maybe Biden is being sheltered from the world and kept in his basement. 

Those are the ten best Biden quotes I could find, be sure to comment down below any that you think I missed!

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Austin Barthel

Austin Barthel

Austin Barthel is an aspiring writer and contributor to The Texas Horn. Austin is a part of the undergraduate class of '25 at The University of Texas at Austin. Hobbies include playing video games, hanging out with friends, and hunting.

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